Falkenbach - Walhall - GTP табы

A musical in three acts by XTC
Cast of characters
GRAHAM, a teenager
MOTHER, a busy housewife
FATHER, a conservative husband
POLICEMAN, a young constable
SCENE:  A kitchen in suburbia, one bright Saturday morning
ACT ONE
Narrator:  The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the
Line.  Her husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying
Their cushion-floor, his viscous poly-paste breath comes out.  Their
Wall-paper world is shattered by his shout.  A boy in blue is busy
Banging out a headache on the kitchen door.  All the while Graham
Slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted
To.
Mother and Father (in unison):  No thugs in our house, are there dear?
We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good
Boy.  No thugs in our house, are there dear?  We made that clear, we
Made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy.
ACT TWO
Narrator:  The young policeman who just can't grow a moustache will
Open up his book, and spoil their breakfast with reports of Asians who
Have been so badly kicked.
Policeman:  Is this your son's wallet I've got here?  He must have
Dropped it after too much beer!
Mother:  Oh, officer, we can't believe our little angel is the one