Yes youґre really gorgeous Very nearly flawless But why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance. Yes youґre really gorgeous Your arse should win awards yeah. Why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance (Yo). Jennifer skin was like cinnamon Took her for dinner and then to the cinema One week still hadnґt been with her Took her out clubbinґ thatґs when I knew Soon as she wiggled Iґd seen something similar Iґm in the middle tryinґ to get rid of her Iґve heard a rule a line you should tread If she canґt dance sheґs rubbish in bed! Slow down pretty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance You might be witty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance. Yes you really gorgeous Very nearly flawless But why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance. Yes youґre really gorgeous Your arse should win awards yeah. Why didnґt your maґ teach you to dance (Ah ha). You might have the chat and the batty to match Iґm looking good when youґre sat in my lap Your body is banging Iґm happy with that But you ainґt got rhythm and that is a fact Spillinґ your drink steppinґ on toes A pussy cat doll youґre not NO! Iґve heard a rule you mightґve read If she canґt dance sheґs rubbish in bed. Slow down pretty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance You might be witty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance. Watch your glass Watch your feet Pay some attention to whatґs in the beat Watch your feet Watch your glass Watch the way you shake that shake that shake that shake that shake... You walk the walk and talk the talk Know how to use a knife and fork You smell just like a girl should smell Mademoiselle by Channel Tick all the boxes except for one Itґs pretty important ґcos this is a lot The dancing box is whether or not Youґre good at banging and clearly youґre not. Slow down pretty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance You might be witty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity. Slow down pretty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance You might be witty Girl you canґt dance Itґs such a pity Girl you canґt dance.