She's good But not religious good She's kind But not all the time She says funny things We get happy She's bad But not religious bad She smiles But not all the time She puts funny things in my coffee She asks questions like How many beans make five? She's alright Sometimes she gets ugly Sometimes she looks ill She's here to watch over me Her looks tend to kill She's blind But not religious blind She's wild But not all the time She drinks funny things We get touchy She screams and shouts a bit But she leaves me out of it She's alright Sometimes she gets giggly She won't then she will Sometimes she gets giggly Sometimes she lies still Sometimes she breaks glasses Sometimes she breaks hearts Sometimes she gets messy Sometimes she gets smart She's funny peculiar And funny Ha - Ha She's good But not religious good She's kind But not all the Timmy She says funny things She's alright She's bad But not religious bad She smiles But not all the time She does funny things She's alright She's blind But not religious blind She's wild But not all the time She drinks funny things She's alright