kat was in the bedroom playing hidehideho lou was in the kitchen kissing Michelangelo ray was in a coffin taking measurements with string jean was cleaning windows trying to teach the world to sing the satellite was beaming in a cabaret show were juliet was arguing with stupid romeo the dog was reading poetry by poe and valerie and I was sat there thinking how happy we could be bye bye baby baby bye bye I feel so happy but I don't know why we're off to see the wizard! A.W.O.L. bye bye baby I wish you well now the sneaky fat magician he stole my handkerchief he blew his nose and gave himself 20 years of grief and I was so dumbfounded when he asked me for a loan I told him to repeat it to my tiny dictaphone and all the lazy bastards that ever walked the earth were trying to get hold of me from Tokyo to Perth but I was up the cundy combing my goatee you thought I was surrounded but with one bound ... our hero was free bye bye baby baby bye bye I feel so happy but I don't know why we're off to see the wizard! A.W.O.L. bye bye baby I wish you well now all you gay lieutenants who follow the yellow brick be sure to take your happy pills before you get seasick the journey is long-winded with many twists and snakes and I forgot to mention there were never any breaks