Horrible disaster Horrible disaster That we met each other Tonight You are tall and ugly I am fat and hairy Lets get together And have a baby What does it matter That you are ugly If people look at you Lets get together And dance the tango Come on closer And people look at us Horrible disaster Horrible disaster Your lips are like plaster On mine When you hold me tighter I feel quite unhealthy But hey, were together Tonight What does it matter That you are ugly If people look at you Lets get together And do a Tango I'm gonna push you down You gonna hold me up Lets get together And hold each other Lets make a baby And sleep with me tonight We will live together A happy family You'll have plastic, surgery I will loose a lot of weight And look so damn sexy But why, why are people looking at me? Oh God, oh God. Why did you make me So very ugly, that people look at me? AAAAh! Lets get together And make an ugly baby Lets hold each other And dance the night Lets live together And people look at us Ah, hein, I love you Take off all your clothes Lets go to the kitchen And make love on the floor