"Simmer down ladies and gentlemen you're acting rather irresponsibly" Hold your horses, steady now, 'Cos we're floating precariously and therefor furthermore frivolously On tectonic plates And everything we stand on and everything we stand for is rather unstable right now So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare But i think I'll tease my pallet with some crudités, just to prepare Cos you see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time So i reckon it's just about time to roast this swine This is a crock of shit i refuse to be fed! So knuckle down and fetch his head (*wining in the background*) Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents Now i think we should take a leaf from the romans book Throw it up Lets throw it up and then start again Nicely does it now Steady... Wait for it... steady... hold... hooolllldd....target locked Cop a load of this one oi oi fucking do one mate. on your bike. that was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very sat-is-fied i'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine. the stuffed cheeks were very agreeable, all in all a splendid spread.
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