Eminem - Role Model - GTP табы

OK I am going to attempt to drown myself 
You can try this at home 
You can be just like me 
Mic check 1 2 
We Recording 
I'm cancerous 
So when I diss you you wouldn't wanna answer this 
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus 
I strangled you to death and I choked you again 
And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin 
You beef wit me I'ma even the score equally 
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally 
I get too blunted off the funny home grown 
Cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono 
So if I said I never did drugs 
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does 
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert 
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet 
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge 
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads 
Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez 
Follow me and do exactly what the song says 
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people 
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal 
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal 
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill 
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill 
Cuz I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill 
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist 
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist 
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave 
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave 
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave 
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave 
Now follow me and do exactly what you see 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. 
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me 
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole 
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold 
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold 
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco 
My mind wont work if my spine don't jerk 
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt 
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer 
That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer 
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue 
Wit your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch 
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on 
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn 
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits 
A premature birth that was 4 minutes late 
Mother are you there, I love you 
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel 
Will someone explain to my brain 
That I just severed a main vein 
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain 
I take a breather inside 
Either I'm high, or I'm nuts 
Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I 
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass 
Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her 
Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with 
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it 
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I've been with 10 women who got HIV 
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee 
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me 
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree 
You probably wanna grow up and be just like me.