I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date Susan - an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!) I said, 'Wait, first try this hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin C'mere, let's go in here' *knocks on the door* Who's in the den?' This'll help you get in touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: I'm sorry!) Oh shoot, she's tripping.. I just wanted to make you appreciate nature Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out She said, I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!) 'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me' She said, 'I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I can't cook' We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: It was an accident!!) Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these 'Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?' Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol' I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring you to my world (1st Chorus: I'm sorry!) Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's my fault my fault (1st Chorus: What do I do?) My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead! Oh my God! Susan wake up! Oh God...