[ Предположительная тональность: F#m ] Chords used: Bm - 244322 C#m - x68876 A# - x24442 Gm - x13331 Ugh, you're a monster [Verse 1] C#m Bm C#m I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Bm Better hit the deck like the card dealer C#m Bm My whole squad's in here, walking around the party C#m Bm A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The [Verse 2] C#m Bm Brain" Heenan which is probably the C#m Same reason I wrestle with mania Bm Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up C#m Consider it to cross me a costly mistake Bm C#m If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia C#m GCFC, Hydroxycut [Verse 3] C#m Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey) Bm C#m In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate Bm Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday C#m Bm This beat is cray-cray, Ray J AJ AJ AJ C#m Bm Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flings Bm They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy) [Chorus 1] C#m Monster Bm C#m You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah Bm C#m I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah Bm C#m When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers Bm C#m I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Bm (Godzilla, fire spitter), monster C#m Bm Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet C#m Bm (Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster C#m Bm Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet [Verse 4] C#m Bm I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls C#m Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off Bm It's impossible to list 'em all C#m And in the midst of all this Bm I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball C#m Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Bm Risperdal, voices whisper [Verse 5] C#m Bm My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn C#m This is just the song to Go ballistic on Bm You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher C#m Bm I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological C#m Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka Bm When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a [Chorus 2] C#m Monster Bm C#m You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster, yeah Bm C#m I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster, yeah Bm C#m When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers Bm C#m I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Bm (Godzilla, fire spitter), monster C#m Bm Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet C#m Bm (Fire, Godzilla, fire), monster C#m Bm Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet [Verse 6] C#m Bm If you never gave a damn, raise your hand C#m Bm Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans C#m Bm I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is C#m Bm The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam) [Verse 7] C#m How can I have all these fans and perspire? Bm Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire C#m And I got no plans to retire Bm and I'm still the man you admire C#m These chicks are spazzin' out Bm I only get more handsome and flier C#m I got 'em passin' out like what Bm you Do when you hand someone flyers [Verse 8] C#m And what goes around comes around Bm just like the blades on a chainsaw C#m Cause I caught the flap of my dollar Bm stack right off the bat like a baseball C#m Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks Bm with so much ease that they call me Diddy C#m 'Cause I make bands and I call Bm getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah) [Bridge 1] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow C#m Bm Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher C#m Bm Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care C#m But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her Bm Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez A# Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well A# So they wanna give me the chair [Bridge 2] Eminem Raps in Triplet Flow C#m Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray A# Cause every Tom and Dick, and Harry carry A# a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Bm Got 'em swearing up and down Bm they can't spit, this shit's hilarious Gm It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column Gm We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Gm Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack) [Verse 9] C#m Bm Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink C#m Evil half of the Bad Meets Bm Evil, that means take a back seat C#m Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single Bm Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people C#m Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle Bm I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto [Verse 10] Eminem Raps Super Fast! C#m Bm Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em C#m Other words, I Minute Maid 'em Bm I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage Bm I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him C#m Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake Bm Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em C#m And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid Bm But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway [Verse 11] Eminem Raps Super Fast! C#m Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill Bm I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla C#m You're bringin' the killer within me out of me Bm You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me C#m And be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be C#m Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter C#m When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Bm Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me [Verse 14] Eminem Raps Super Fast! C#m A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me Bm I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable C#m You wanna battle, I'm available, C#m I'm blowin' up like an inflatable Bm I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable C#m I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer Bm full of money and I'm paid in full Bm I'm not afraid to pull the N.C. Man, stop Look what I'm plannin' haha