Pedro the bull was a killer King of the bullfighter ringer He'd wipe up the floor with each brave matador And have matador stew for his dinner He heard the crowd shouting "OlГ©" But he met his master that day The bullfighter was a lady And it was true love at first sight Her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaking (or shaving?) He wanted to date her that night OlГ© Pedro the bull he was smitten First time the love bug had bitten He once was a mad bull, a wild and a bad bull But now he was mild as a kitten The people were starting to hiss But Pedro just wanted to kiss The bullfighter was a lady And Pedro he liked what he saw He floated on air with a rose in his hair As he waltzed with that sweet matador His fate was a bad one, his tale is a sad one It's hanging right over her door OlГ©!