How many wrinkles in a pickle How many hairs in a head How many waves in the ocean How many crumbs in bed But last but not least, but baby most of all Why do I mmmumble everytime you call Chorus Because you're strange to me baby Oh, you're good to me mama Well, I admit you are strange But baby please don't change I know I belong with you How many bubbles in soap How many chewings in gum How many rolls in a wheel Where did eyeballs come from But last but not least But baby most of all Why do I mmmumble everytime you call (Chorus) How many blanks in a blanket How many cuts in a knife How strong is a bedbug And how deep is his bite But last but not least But baby most of all Why do I mmmumble everytime you call (Chorus) Stange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye Strange you got five double chins...??? Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat Strange you got two left legs ...??? Strange there's something wrong with you I don't know what it is Strange I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this
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