Written by john lennon and paul mccartney Released as a european b-side in august, 1988 Everybody is talking about blagism Shagism, dragism and madism Ragism and tagism bob tailing Thisism, thatism, ism, ism, ism George chisolm, yes All we are saying Is give peace a chance All we are saying Is give peace a chance Everybody's talking about ministers Sinisters, banisters, canisters Roger bannisters, bishops, bishops Bishop auckland, rabbis, popeyes, bye-byes Max bygraves and everybody else All we are saying Is give peace a chance All we are saying Is give peace a chance Everybody's talking about revolution Evolution, the everly brothers, mastication Euston station, fladulation, flatulation Regulations, integration, mediation United nations, congratulations All we are saying Is give peace a chance All we are saying Is give peace a chance Everybody in the soviet union, unite Go down to the shops and talk about john and yoko Timothy leary, barbara windsor, yoko ono, madonna Bobby dylan, bobby charlton, eddie charlton Tommy cooper and the amazing horseradish dancers Derek baker, norman mailer, alan ginsberg and the hare krishna three All we are saying Is give peace a chance All we are saying Is give peace a chance Everybody's talking about gagism, tagism Shagism, dragism, madism Ragism, tagism, botulism, thisism, thatism Listen to this Everybody's talking about ministers Sinisters, banisters, canisters Bishops, bishops, bishop's avenue Why not talk about bishop's avenue I've got a lovely house on bishop's avenue Everybody's talking about popeye, olive oyl Everybody, everybody, everybody, mrs. jean schnook Twenty three chepstow villas Because they are the next contestant on make a b-side All we are saying Is give peace a chance All we are saying Is give peace a chance