KING OF THE ROAD (Roger Miller) « © '64 Tree Publishing » Trailer for sale or rent rooms to left fifty cents No phone no pool no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah but two hours of pushing broom buys a eight by twelve four bit room I'm a man of means by no means king of the road Third bocxcar midnight train destination Bangor Maine Old worn out suit and shoes I don't pay no union dues I smoke old stogies I have found short but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means king of the road I know every engineer on every train all of the children and all of their names And every handout in every town and every lock that ain't locked when no one's around I sing trailers for sale or rent... Trailers for sale or rent...