Oh baby let's play some hide and go seek Seen an alligator go jumpin' in the river Singin' a song about five, ten, fifteen, twenty Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five, fourty, fourty-five Fifty, fifty-five, sixty, sixty-five, seventy, seventy-five Eighty, eighty-five, ninety, ninety-five, a hundred I ain't gonna count but one more time And that's gonna be when the sun goes down I say last night and the night before Twenty-four hours knock in' on the door I ran upstairs to get my gun And when I got back the robbers had run Didn't go east, didn't go west They must have run back to the robbers' nest Oh, I'm gonna catch you this time honey I ain't gonna count but one more time I'm gonna get you sweetie pie I'm gonna catch you, yes I'll do Please don't let me search for you I say last night and the night before Twenty-four hours knockin' on the door I ran upstairs to get my gun And when I got back the robbers had run Didn't go east, didn't go west They must have run back to the robbers' nest