Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy Oh, Willy, use a Billy Scilly Willy. A Billy for your thrilling joy I wanna Billy boy A-a-h, aah, ah! So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex And it won't cost you any tax But Willy, you better care for sure And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong She'll find out you're the number one So go, man. Go and use your toy But not without a Billy boy Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy Don't be silly Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy Oh Willy, use a Billy Scilly Willy A Billy for your pretty joy Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed, 'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex Oh Fred, come to bed Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet Oweohoewoh! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz! Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely My body opens to your touch So ring my bell and just entice me I need your loving, oh, so much Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you But if you love me, please, take care 'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you You better watch out for him, Fritz 'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah,ah Sex on the phone, I'm so alone Some sex on the phone, I need it so Okay! I do what you'll say, come on And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel Your sex on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want... Max, don't have sex with your ex It will make your life complex, my Max Baby, take it easy Max, don't have sex with your Ex It will knock you off your legs Oh Max, stay cool and just relax I gotta warn you Don't have sex with your ex, Max Ahhh, ahhh Oh, Max!