Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it so please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man Oh Ralph, oh Ralph It's you and me on a Saturday night Having a drink Just talking 'bout sex and living And I can feel You want much more than I'm really giving 'Cos you must know Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin So baby just let me go... Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it so please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go of your pelf And please don't seal it, I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph... Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it and please don't waste it So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't do it by yourself If I would do what you want to Baby, just listen I'm in bad condition You need so much And I would shoot off my ammunition So you must know Sleeping with you would be like Wham bang boom oooh no Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it so please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go of your pelf And please don't seal it, I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph... Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it and please don't waste it So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't do it by yourself Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it so please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man So Ralph, oh Ralph Oh Ralph... aaah! A-a-a-ah! Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it so please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go of your pelf And please don't seal it, I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph... Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it and please don't waste it So Ralph, oh Ralph, don't do it by yourself My Ralph, oh Ralph Oh Ralph... aaah!