Hey, hey on your marks, get set go to zero Present and correct go to zero North, South, East and West go to zero Nothing is best go to zero I do this and I do that, and when it's cold, I wear a hat, It's mostly cold It pays to advertise thay say, I'll keep my hat on anyway Or so I'm told When you're on patrol go to zero By remote control go to zero Forward, pause, return go to zero All roads lead astern go to zero (chorus) When you miss your cue go to zero Start the dance, anew go to zero Black, red, white and blue go to zero When you lose the one go to zero Rewind can be fun go to zero Nudge it left and right go to zero Don't wait 'til tonight go to zero Go to Zero! (chorus) (Go to Zero) Everywhere you go go to zero Nough is apropos go to zero North, South, East and West go to zero Nothing is Best go to zero