We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a drag my darling I could have lost a hand You should look where you are going guy I could have lost my life But i would lose a hundred fights Just as long as you were on my side Just as long as you were on my side Just as long as you were on my side Just as long as you were on my side We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a bummer darling So you were lost in thought It won't help now to say you're sorry Cause they could've knocked us off But i would skip a hundred parties Just as long as you were invited Just as long as nobody knew Just as long as you were invited Just as long as nobody knew that we were high (Here's to alcohol Here's to all of y'all Here's to all of the things that we take when we want to think like no-one's listening) Just as long as long as you were on my side...