I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lonely Until the day that I came by But when you whispered that I was your one & only That was a big fat lie I should have been wiser than I was And seen right through you But the moon got in my eye That stuff about I never lived until I knew you That was a big fat lie You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib And such a habits hard to break A little lie is okay But when you lie night & day That's more than even I can take You told me we oughta marry And I let you sway me Kissed my happy days goodbye And when you told that man you'd honor & obey me That, baby, was a big fat lie Let's face it you're no George Washington An over exaggeration of a super ? Just a big fat lie