Leitch From the top! If I get to be a big pop star I'll buy me a Facel Vega car I'll put nikki in the driving seat Go out and give my friends a treat I'll drive 'round the block with the radio blaring Take off your clothes without caring Get some girls who are nice and free That don't give a damn about chastity They all agree, such a big issue Over a tiny little bit of tissue I'll ride 'round to my old pal bounce's Go up town and score some ounces He was good to me, you see He used to give me lifts for free Now, Julian is the one I like I'm gonna buy him a pedal bike So he'll be in keeping with his station Riding around my pot plantation I'm gonna buy him a panama hat And a bamboo chair, he'll like that A nice big chick to spend his time And pretty soon they'd blow their minds Now, don't you think that I'd look cute In a big gold lame suit? With shiny lips and greasy hair And my fifteen percent share You see the one with the red dress on She does the hoochy coochy all night long Baby, baby, I love you Baby, baby, why do you make me blue I'm gonna change my name to Rick or Jean Work out a nice stage routine Pretty soon I'd write a song Forget the words and sing it wrong It doesn't matter If your wallet gets fatter It'll be nice to be a big pop star If I can't be one I don't care I don't give a damn rich or poor I'll find a welcome at many door You'd take me in, wouldn't you love? You'd take me in, wouldn't you love? Now, I know a girl called Marianne I wanna make love to her if I can Get her in bed for better or worse If a Rolling Stone ain't got there first It's quite probable Be quite comemorable Wouldn't be comparable Get nice and stoneable So I'd rock around the old fir tree Merry Christmas to Bo Diddly I'm gonna be a cool humdinger The one and only pop folk singer There ain't much left to say Before I pack up and decide to stay Fee, fi, fo, fum Hit parade, here I come!