(Dolly Parton) Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy To put up with the crazy things we do Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy But you know I'm crazy about you. Either I'm crazy or you are one or maybe it's me and you For we'd have to be crazy to live like this and go through what we go through Well our love's so strong but we can't get along there's never a minute of peace If I ain't a querrellin' and a fussin' at you you're a querrellin' and a fussin' at me. Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy To put up with the crazy things we do Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy But you know I'm crazy about you. Well, we must love to live like this in our subconscious minds How can you love somebody so much and despite 'em at the very same time I guess our fightin's the only excitement we have in our life Would you think all people could live like this we couldn't be too bright. Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy To put up with the crazy things we do Crazy, crazy, we'd have to be crazy But you know I'm crazy about you...