Chorus: I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids I rule the trashy kingdom Like Lady Di they make sure I am never left alone Papparazzi and reporters stalk me from the shadows Making sure to kepp my royal assetts on my throne Oh they talk about the lovers That I keep undercover And I wish that I was as much fun As they have you believe Just like Alec Baldwin I'd love to whack 'em all one But instead I'll wait and see Who I am sleepin' with next week I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids And I rule the trashy kingdom But the rumors raise my cue score And pay for my big home I guess I 'augt to sue them But instead I guess I'll use them To keep me in the spotlight And keep me on my throne Cause I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids