(Dolly Parton) You and me cannot agree 'cause our love's the fightin' kind. Oh, yes you did you started it like you start all our fights No, I didn't do no such thing and let that a dirty lie Nothin's ever your fault and nothin's ever mine You and me cannot agree 'cause our love's the fightin' kind. Well, you've burned the supper up again that's nothing new I just figured you'd pack that all on me Well, you're the one that caused it oh it's always me When you're always lookin' faults ain't hard to find We delight in pickin' fights cause our love's the fightin' kind. Two lovers both too stubborn To take the blame for anything do we blame it on the other Some love is understanding and there's careless love in line It takes all sorts and mine and yours is known as the fightin' kind. Okay Miss Priss what is it now now I know you done this What how am I supposed to shave that ain't never been my problem Now I don't care about you using my razor But did you have to use my brand new blade New blade boy it's good that is really good. That's real good to think I went to all that trouble tryin' to fix that nice for you That's fixed up nice I'll probably keep it for washin' the soap off the wall Oh, there ain't no soap or I ain't got no television in the bathroom And that new blade that you vedrudged me had already been used. Two lovers both too stubborn To take the blame for anything so we blame it on the other What's mine is yours what's yours is yours and so on down the line You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind. You and me cannot agree cause our love's the fightin' kind...