When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake; Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize, Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize. Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side; Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize, Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize. As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree; Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize, Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize. When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell; Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size. (maniacal laughter) If you would like to join our jamboree There's a simple rule that's compulsory: Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the haunting's free So hurry back, we would like your company!