Well, I know my days are numbered And I know I'm livin' fast I've got a mellow man who loves me And mellow whiskey in my glass So I'll just stick around And wait for the time to pass Yes, I know I'm not good lookin' But I'll put you in your place No, I know I'm not good lookin' But I'll put you in your place You can't tell me what I'm likin' By just lookin' at my face I've got a secret way of lovin' And I own the copyright I'm gonna put it on the market And do all my business right I know my man is crooked And I know my whiskey's straight And I know that man can send me For he feels just like a snake Yes, I'll thrill you, Baby I can really satisfy your soul Yes, I'll really thrill you, Baby I can satisfy your soul I've got a secret way of lovin' And it never has been told