(Randy Newman) I like your brother I like your mother And I like you ! I like you too We'll get a preacher A preacher already ? I'll buy the ring And we can hire a band With a violin and an accordeon And a tenor who can sing You and me, you and me, baby You and me... We'll have a kid Oh... we may have to rent one He's got to be straight 'Cause we don't want a bent one We sure want no bent one He will drink his baby booze From a big breast cup Someday he'll may be president If things loosen up You and me, you and me, baby You and me... When our kids are grown With kids of their own They'll send us away To a little home in Florida Where we can play checkers Playin' checkers can be fun You and me, you and me, baby You and me...