I am woman, you are man I am smaller so you can be taller than I am softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone whom I admire Still our friendship leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this? I am woman you are man I am woman you are man Let's kiss I am woman, you are man I am gentle so you can be barbarian I'm all pleats and pins and rouge Mostly sham but ma'am I love the subterfuge Im am fiction I hope you are fact Contradiction's what makes it a perfect act Does it take more explanation than this? I am woman you are man I am woman you are man Let's kiss