I NEED A CHICK TO SUCK MY DICK I NEED A DOG TO LICK MY HOG I NEED A CAT TO STROKE MY BAT I'M PUKIN AND SHITIN' AND DYIN' OF THIRST I AIN'T GOT NO FIELD TO PLOW THERE'S NO HOLE FOR MY POLE I'D FUCK A MINK STOLE I NEED A WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THERE'S NOTHING MORE SPIRITUAL THAN DOG STYLE LOVE AND WHEN I FIND HER I'M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES I'M GOING TO EAT HER
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