Well, Im a huboon baby Im a cross between a human and an ape Im all decked out Im gonna hoot, Im gonna root, Im gonna rape People look at me and laugh and make fun of my face I laugh right back I dont want to be part of the human race I did it to myself Now somebodys gonna be sorry Well, Im a huboon baby Gonna mess around with all you fools Im all pumped up, gonna romp, bone and stomp Im gonna rule I had the operation Nothing else left to do Well lookit here, Ive been hurt Gonna hurt you Now, somebodys gonna be sorry Like all you wankers and you slime And you right-wing pinheads Who make screwing a big crime You titty-twisted up my life And pissed on all my dreams You made me hate myself Now come on shoot me Set me free I did it to myself Now somebodys gonna be sorry Well, Im a huboon baby Ill grow up to be the president Im upside-in, Im really tweaked Im really freaked, Im really bent Big town mommas better hurry Hide your little girls Ill jump their bones Ill sniff em out round the world