I get up every day - it's a miracle, I'm told Somehow I live to work, so I hit the road Squeeze into my hybrid car, drive as fast as I can While, I scan the rooftops - yeah, I scan the rooftops Don't shoot - I'm a man! Don't shoot - I'm a man! I live in every city all around the world Sometimes it's way too hot, sometimes it's friggin' cold One thing's always the same, no matter what they say There's way too many problems - way, way too many problems Don't shoot - I'm a man! Don't shoot - I'm a man! You wish you were swingin' from the trees You wish you were slicin' through the breeze You wish you were king or queen You wish you'd hit the lottery But wishin' is for chumps, high-hopin' is for fools They'll hunt you down and taze you, bro, for playin' with the rules Don't shoot - I'm a man! Don't shoot - I'm a man! I've got a big dilemma to punt or go for broke It's got me goin' sleepless - well I'm about to choke So let me ask you something, answer if you can Think before you answer - There is no correct answer So don't shoot - I'm a man! Don't shoot - I'm a man! Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me, bro!