Seems like everything I like Will make me sick or poor or fat (says who?) Oh you beautiful doll Save one for me And try not to laugh Who's got the time? Who'll hold the horses Now ya see it Now ya don't (Right!) Now I've seen everything At least everything I want! Tasty, very sweet Honey for the life of me Tell me baby please, Who's that unexpected company? So it's up the road Turn right next Thursday Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drownin', just waving Ain't even worth a song We was makin' something of it And "X" did mark the spot But "Y"'s a crooked letter I forgot. But not me Chief I'm just Radar I don't talk in front of the kids I know the difference See, the meek shall inherit shit. I'd wait for her parade While she's out doin' Yankee doodle Thought I had it made But the gravy train was late as usual So, it's up the road Turn right next Thursday Think that's where I'm gone. I ain't drownin' just wavin' Ain't even worth a song See ya in the funny papers Guess that's where I'll be They say two fools born a minute Guess that makes me three.