I'm laying naked with ya After making love I caught a cold I barely made it home You said you loved me only I felt no pain And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain Seen it on a billboard And I believe it's so It said, "The only thing you know for certain is 'Hey, you never know'" My friend Jerry's feet are achin' Says he's hittin' bottom Says it's a sex problem He told me so I told him "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin' buddy It's layin' out all night And lookin' for it that makes you slow Want some advice And it's free for a reason you know They say you only live twice I said, "Hey, you never know" And the hula girls go...(ahhh) You never, I said you never, never, You Never Know I'll make suggestions honey You make the choices Your Kodak moment's comin' I'll keep the motor runnin' I stand corrected baby I'm hearin' voices honey You got my engines hummin' And now I'm really runnin' Right up your driveway Playin' hide in your hole I'm on cruise control And if they're sayin' that we're crazy Well, Hey, You Never Know There go them hula girls again...(ahhh) You never, I said you never, never You Never Know