I learned half of what I know From the worst teacher goin' Experience That school's too slow An' I know folks Smart ones from the city Who gone and made a life's work And a decade later they still do it shitty Experience That's experience for ya Moves kinda slow You get off the bus The same guy that got on 20 years ago And as I feel it Is it art or imitating? 'Cause if it's art Then all my life's been fingerpainting Had my best luck, though With a big easel I'd rather be an art project, babe Than just weasel out with wearin' one And come to suspect the whole experience Experience, I think I understand Is it like doin' 90 Her top's down An' wind's in your beer can That single moment on a bungee jump You're down goin' down You're comin' up now I think I felt that before It was kind of an experience One shining moment lost in time The one with the showroom shine Well, I'm sorry girl Yes, I'm sorry boy But I feel that way all the time Till I finally made it Life was kinda hit or miss But after I made it Life was "Take a hit of this" And I'd love to talk philosophy But I've gotta take a piss Man, that philosophy runs right through ya Take it from me baby I've got experience All right Experience, Do I understand Is it like doin' a hundred Her top's down An' wind's in your beer can That single moment, babe, on a bungee jump You're down goin' down You're comin' up now Don't look down That special moment lost in time The one with the showroom shine I'm sorry babe Yes, I'm sorry babe But I feel that way all the time