Caught the train from Warrabrook All the way into Hornsby. But somehow we got stuck Next to a fat spastic old lady. She had a stereo And a granny pram. A big fat ugly gut And a pink bum-bag. Yeah - Yeah! All stations to Central. She's been herer since New Castle. And the Knights are gunna win the comp' Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train. She had some Choc-Wheaton's Some plastic tupperware. She hated all Asians 'Cos "they're not from round here" Yeah - Yeah! All stations to Central. She's been herer since New Castle. And the Knights are gunna win the comp' Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train. All stations to Central. She's been herer since New Castle. And the Knights are gunna win the comp' Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train. Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Old Woman on a train.