by J. J. Cale Well I can't read and I can't write And I don't know my left from right. I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine And I don't know if you'll ever be mine, But I'll make love to you any old time at all. I can't swim and I can't fly, I ain't no fish, ain't a bird in the sky. Chorus I can't count from one to ten, And I don't know the shape I'm in.
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