Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And They're coming to take me away ha ha They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away ha ha! You thought it was a joke and so You laughed, you laughed When I said that losing you would Make me flip my lid Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh And then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away ha ha They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha To the happy home With flowers and trees and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes and They're coming to take me away ha ha!! I cooked your food I cleaned your home And this is how you pay me back For all my unselfish loving deeds Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in The ASPCA you mangey mutt And They're coming to take me away ha ha They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away ha ha! To the happy home With flowers and trees and chirping birds And