Won't you come over and stay for a while? Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time. Turn on the TV I believe it's prime time. I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five. There's a woman down at 314 who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor clean. And there's a man who's been knockin' on his door for three years, or has it been four? I don't wanna spend the winter in this house all alone. Those neighbors of mine keep coming on over and playing with my mind. I would like to love you, I sure would treat you right. We could take the trash out every Thursday night. Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing - green buckets every Friday at every driveway. They're filled with glasses, plastics, and newspapers, too. They say they recycle and bring them back to you. I would like to love you, I sure would treat you right. We could take the trash out every Thursday night. We could be a family, consume many goods. We could be the pillars of the neighborhood. Ah babe, I'm a real hard worker with the proper tools, I'll make you anything you yearn for. The barbarians are at the gate, come in before it's too late. I have food enough to last the two of us about a year. A thousand cans of chowder and a thousand cans of beer. I love my neighbors like I love my own brothers, but every year they're getting odder and odder. I would like to love you, I sure would treat you right. We could take the trash out every Thursday night. We could be a family, consume many goods. We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.
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