Dig a slow hole to China Like a Bangkok miner No turn un-stoned I tremble Hold my candle's handle Mama always said "You better come home" Stuck in the mud Dug a slow hole My blue cow Gotta get her back here somehow My brown bag Never gonna guess what I have Mama always said "You better come home" Stuck in the mud Dug a slow hole If it's too shallow then dig it more deep If it's too narrow then dig it more wide If you see a point of light Shake hands with the other side If it's too shallow then dig it more deep If it's too narrow then dig it more wide If you see the point of light Shake hands with the other side A lighthouse in Kentucky Oh I should be so lucky Sell fill dirt to the groundlings And water to the drowning Mama always said "You better come home" Stuck in the mud Dug a slow hole
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