This was always the last place I expected to be Once upon an apocalypse So better make the most of it So I said to the horsemen Have a Coke and a smile So I said to the horsemen Why not stick around for a while? But they said You Got The Wrong One Baby The New Generation is pushing up some daisies And by decree of Rapture Inc. We're closing this here market permanently Coming down like a ton of lead More bang for your buck More pangs for the dead Coca Cola and Armageddon I like it, like it, yes I do So they Tried to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony But it was way off key So here comes the big RC The melting pot boils The bible belt breaks And young America begins to sing Coca Cola and Armageddon We like it, like it, yes we do Coca Cola and Armageddon It's The Real Thing now Come and get it