Eve and Adams apple pie was the start of our creation and Beegeesus was brought to life by the holy masturbation Josef and Mary Christmas mess gave birth to the son of a bitch and the three wise guys they came along to make Beegeesus rich Old grandpa Satan went to Helen then he took her right back he said i'm gonna get on down with it and make this lady fat he committed the act of godomy with this satanic nun and out came a child all wet and wild call Belsebubblegum Some saints are and some saints ain't by far as sane as me Some saints are and some saints ain't by far as sane as me Armageddon with it, Armageddon down with it Beegeesus turned water into wine and then he made a deaf man blind he fed the mass with fish and bread and then five thousand people said bread is bread but whale ain't fish how you gonna get it on my dish I don't know Beegeesus said let's eat something else instead Chorus Beegeesus and Belsebubblegum are money takers the cheapest kind of holy rollercoaster bookie makers so Judas kiss my ass goodbye and leave your sins behind Beegeesus please do something good and pass me down the wine Chorus