Sat with strawberries and cream Listening to all the players scream From right to left and left to right The ball was in! No, it was out! The money goes up the fun has gone There's a thousand pounds on every point And all the players bicker and shout The ball was in! No, it was out! That's not what tennis is all about That's not what the game is all about Whether the ball was in or out That's not what tennis is all about You cannot be serious!
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