England's goalkeeper since Gordon Banks Consistent, reliable, a safe pair of hands But despite all his saves and all his acrobatics I can't help recalling something more dramatic Of an incident in the back of a car When Shilts was caught with his bottom bare And the image of him and his apparent agility Will stay with me longer than his goalkeeping ability Bare! Caught with his bottom bare! Bare! Caught with his bottom bare! With his bottom bare, he was caught with his bottom bare! With his bottom bare, he was caught with his bottom bare! With his bottom bare