There's entertainment There's politics There's popular culture There's dialectics But never the twain shall meet Never the twain shall meet This is a myth, propagated by the bourgeois wordsmiths Who never put a ball in the back of the net Who never padded up or picked up a bat Who never spent an afternoon watching their sport Never saw the bosses quietly taking over Never saw the stadiums, terraces, arenas Bought off, remodeled by G plan designers Sold off and ripped off by company directors All these so called "revolutionaries" Who are too busy with the uprising to see what's going on Will be shocked to discover that at this very moment Ron Pickering is preparing a crack squad of Proles Too liberate our sport from its capitalist oppressors In tracksuits and trainers, the rising of the masses!