Oh isn't it horrible? I can't look He fell on the ski-jump And he's not getting up The car he was driving Just blew a tire Oh isn't it horrible? He's all on fire The race she was running Was terribly tough She collapsed with a hamstring And they stretchered her off And just when the speedboat Was picking up speed It smashed on a wave And both drivers were dead Dead! Oh isn't it horrible? The hidden thought That death and injury Makes for popular sport