I never liked rugby league, it must be said Decapitated ears and concave heads My interest held by just one thing The greatest commentator ever--Eddie Waring Whether an up-and-under or an early bath He was always guaranteed to make me laugh No Coleman histrionics or Benaud Twang Just down to earth, good humored Our man in the stand And now it's time for the Mini Marathon Can I play the Joker now?