Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green" And the big clubs dream of a Superleague Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week But back at Sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed And the bank won't give them an overdraft So it's play a full team of Y.T.S. Or get sponsored by the D.H.S.S. Oh no! Oh yes!