I got a skateboard Oo-ee-oo! I'm skating down the street With my trucks all new Here comes the NME Coming into view Looking for a gimmick That it can screw "You've got a skateboard Oo-ee-oo! Do you like the Stupids? Can we interview you? What kind of fancy tricks Do you do? Are those original All-star shoes?" Now it's not a sport It's a saleable craze They're screwing us over In a million ways "Sign on the dotted line You know it pays" Who wants a skateboard? I'm giving mine away