Fats Waller Version of Lyrics: Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy Sounds like baby patter, baby elephant patter thats what I calls it Say up in Harlem at a table for two There were four of us, me, your big feet and you From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet From there down there's just too much feet Yes, your feets too big Don't want ya, cause ya feet's too big Can't use ya, cause ya feet's too big I really hate ya, cause ya feet's too big "Do wahs etc" Where did ya get em Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice Got what it takes to be in paradise She likes your face She likes your rig Man oh man those things are too big Your feets too big Don't want cha, cause ya feet's too big Mad at you, cause your feet's too big I hate you, cause your feet's too big ----my goodness, gun the gunboats ----shiff shiff shiff Oh your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look just like a fossil Got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'' Cause your feet's too big Yeah, Come on and walk that thing Oh I've never heard of such walkin', Mercy Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious one never knows do one Chubby Checker version of Lyrics Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy Say at a diner at a table for two There are four of us, me, your big feet and you From your ankles up, you sure look sweet From there down there's just too much feet Yeah, your feet's too big Don't want ya, cause ya feet's too big Can't use ya, cause ya feet's too big I really hate ya, cause ya feet's too big Yeah, let's hear it now Where did ya get em Your baby she likes you, she thinks you're nice Got what it takes to be in, ar paradise She likes your face She likes your rig Man oh man them things are too big Oh your feets too big Can't Twist, cause ya feet's too big Can't Shake it, cause your feet's too big You just don't make it, cause your feet's too big Come on walk that thing Never heard such walkin' Mercy Where'd ya get em Oh your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look just like a fossil You've got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'' Your feet's too big, too big, too large Yeah, your feet's too big Don't want cha, cause your feet's too big I can't stand ya, cause your feet's too big I'm mad at cha, cause ya feet's too big Hey, Where'd ya get em Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious one never knows do one