I live a mid-age And something has me really turning red I toss 'em then I turn inside this bed, oh yea Yea I said it I'm unsatisfied With all the loan me yours and their goodbyes Then see ya laters and complete the lies That's why I sigh It's not just me I talk about Outrageous all the way All the money in the women's world will never make him change Gonna drop the yellow pages Finally then she had a thrill To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got it planned I'm coming back as a man I'm gonna wear blue And find a pair of flat black leather shoes But shine more than a diamond, mine could do And add something new Like wear a cologne That says you are the man I'm gonna own And whispers baby, will you take me home? Va va va va va vum I drop a hint and then my keys And then I cast a net To catch someone who's even searchin, night he won't forget Gonna drop the yellow pages Finally then she had a thrill To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got it planned I'm coming back as a man I'll hide behind the era from moustache Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts Call me the equalizer for the girls And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts Gonna drop the yellow pages Finally then she had a thrill To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead It's time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal You see, I've got it planned I'm coming back as a man