[ Предположительная тональность: A ] Bruce Springsteen "Sell It and They Will Come" (Live 1996/7) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erz6QplgCOA [Verse 1] A I fell asleep on the couch last night, woke up with the TV on A There was a woman in tight cotton exercise shorts A And a big plastic machine she was climbing on A She said "The Aba-cycle guarantees ten inches off your waist A D And 50 pounds in just 3 minutes a day." A I went to bed knowing the revolution had been postponed D E7 A And everything was okay [Chorus] A D A You can try it, you can buy it, it'll help you in bed E7 A But don't be fooled folks, there's only one A D A I forget the guy's name but I know somebody said A E7 A D A E7 A Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come [Verse 2] A I switched the channels and there was Evel Knievel A I thought that he was dead A I found myself sitting there quietly, hanging on every word he said A "Now folks, the stimulator removes all pain from your life. A And the best day of your life will be when you try this little device out." A The camera moved in as he said, "Now, let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, A Pain is something old Evel knows a little about" [Chorus] A D A You can buy it, you can try it, go right ahead E7 A But don't be fooled folks, there's only one. A D A I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said A E7 A D A E7 A Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come [Verse 3] A And a fellow comes on shouting "Free haircuts for life!" A Somehow you cut your hair with a vacuum cleaner A And then I switched the channels and there was Dionne Warwick A Communing with her psychic friends A I watched for hours, taking warmth, comfort, and pleasure A D In the things that I despise A Touched by how much they needed me D E7 A And that happy desperation in their eyes [Chorus] A D A You can buy it, you can try it, it'll help you in bed. E7 A But don't be fooled folks, there's only one. A D A I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said A E7 A D A E7 A Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come [Verse 4] A D So, to Dionne, Cher, and all my late-night friends, I drink to your health A And Tony Little, America's personal trainer, please kill yourself A Now I've sold a few things myself in my time, and by the way folks, A D There's some t-shirts on your way outside A Well, last night I dreamed of lipstick and tight little cotton shorts A "Harder, faster", she whispered in my ear. A "One, two, three, four, five" A E7 A D A E7 A Ride, sally ride, girl, ride sally ride. [Chorus] A D A You can buy it, you can try it, it'll help you in bed. E7 A But don't be fooled folks, there's only one A D A I forget the guy's name but i know somebody said A E7 A D A E7 A Sell it and they will come boys, sell it and they will come